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Stop laughing, help me bury him.
| 420
| 0.98
| 11
| 1,412,085,379
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2hw0xn/stop_laughing_help_me_bury_him/
|
2hw0xn
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sixwordstories
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ShaqDaniels
|
top_all
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I hate dating. Anyone else agree?
| 419
| 0.96
| 139
| 1,752,236,979
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1lx5miy/i_hate_dating_anyone_else_agree/
|
1lx5miy
|
sixwordstories
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stansmith3
|
top_all
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.-.. --- ... .. -. --. .- .-.. - .. - ..- -.. . .-.. .- ... - .-.. .- -. -.. ... . . -. ...- .- -. ..- .- - ..- http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm
| 415
| 0.94
| 20
| 1,386,170,820
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1s2z7k/_/
|
1s2z7k
|
sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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"★★★★★ Great map app! Borders updated daily!"
| 414
| 0.97
| 12
| 1,405,889,822
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2b8k9w/great_map_app_borders_updated_daily/
|
2b8k9w
|
sixwordstories
|
networked_
|
top_all
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I look like dad's college roommate.
| 414
| 0.97
| 19
| 1,343,580,553
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/xchjl/i_look_like_dads_college_roommate/
|
xchjl
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
This is Major Tom, signing off.
| 413
| 0.93
| 12
| 1,452,613,620
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/40mx2w/this_is_major_tom_signing_off/
|
40mx2w
|
sixwordstories
|
hamboningsaveslives
|
top_all
|
I saw. I came. Lumberjack fetish.
| 413
| 0.94
| 7
| 1,421,860,864
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2t6spq/i_saw_i_came_lumberjack_fetish/
|
2t6spq
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
We are now a private sub.
| 412
| 0.93
| 39
| 1,435,935,089
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3bzxzw/we_are_now_a_private_sub/
|
3bzxzw
|
sixwordstories
|
adamup27
|
top_all
|
Choose someone who chooses you back.
| 410
| 0.99
| 60
| 1,743,653,713
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jq91y9/choose_someone_who_chooses_you_back/
|
1jq91y9
|
sixwordstories
|
shesakitcat
|
top_all
|
I want love, not just sex!
| 409
| 0.97
| 157
| 1,756,364,875
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1n25gk6/i_want_love_not_just_sex/
|
1n25gk6
|
sixwordstories
|
Comfortable_Mine8726
|
top_all
|
Immortal men attend the last funeral.
| 407
| 0.98
| 18
| 1,376,248,745
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1k5px3/immortal_men_attend_the_last_funeral/
|
1k5px3
|
sixwordstories
|
FullClockworkOddessy
|
top_all
|
Couldn't pay for exorcism; got repossessed
| 406
| 0.95
| 5
| 1,406,038,640
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2be9lv/couldnt_pay_for_exorcism_got_repossessed/
|
2be9lv
|
sixwordstories
|
LordAnubis10
|
top_all
|
Flags don't make very good fathers.
| 404
| 0.96
| 23
| 1,386,298,271
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1s7owd/flags_dont_make_very_good_fathers/
|
1s7owd
|
sixwordstories
|
CaptainKick
|
top_all
|
I thought it was a fart
| 402
| 0.98
| 17
| 1,595,989,661
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hzsdnr/i_thought_it_was_a_fart/
|
hzsdnr
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I still get drunk over you.
| 401
| 0.95
| 25
| 1,373,288,899
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1hv0qa/i_still_get_drunk_over_you/
|
1hv0qa
|
sixwordstories
|
kristopolous
|
top_all
|
We're naming the disease after you.
| 397
| 0.99
| 8
| 1,345,255,883
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/yerb2/were_naming_the_disease_after_you/
|
yerb2
|
sixwordstories
|
BostonCentrist
|
top_all
|
Only Earth kids will remember this.
| 396
| 0.96
| 13
| 1,380,639,094
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1nii5z/only_earth_kids_will_remember_this/
|
1nii5z
|
sixwordstories
|
Dudwithacake
|
top_all
|
Hearse driver. Finally driven to work
| 394
| 0.97
| 8
| 1,368,657,041
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1eevm5/hearse_driver_finally_driven_to_work/
|
1eevm5
|
sixwordstories
|
10gags
|
top_all
|
World's only immortal attempts suicide... again.
| 392
| 0.98
| 12
| 1,351,263,535
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/124je2/worlds_only_immortal_attempts_suicide_again/
|
124je2
|
sixwordstories
|
Lord_Attikus
|
top_all
|
˙ɐuıɥɔ uı ʞɔnʇs ˙dǝǝp ooʇ ƃnp
| 392
| 0.85
| 9
| 1,395,511,529
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2137sy/ɐuıɥɔ_uı_ʞɔnʇs_dǝǝp_ooʇ_ƃnp/
|
2137sy
|
sixwordstories
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AlexAndertheAble
|
top_all
|
Wikipedia edit: changed "is" to "was".
| 391
| 0.96
| 11
| 1,426,181,772
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2ytdl0/wikipedia_edit_changed_is_to_was/
|
2ytdl0
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I am still holding his beer.
| 391
| 0.98
| 12
| 1,400,395,678
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/25uj5h/i_am_still_holding_his_beer/
|
25uj5h
|
sixwordstories
|
Reamees
|
top_all
|
Rapist wins election for 2nd time.
| 389
| 0.66
| 607
| 1,730,886,338
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1gkuvsj/rapist_wins_election_for_2nd_time/
|
1gkuvsj
|
sixwordstories
|
ResolvedGrowth
|
top_all
|
i wanna be somebody´s first choice
| 389
| 0.99
| 77
| 1,744,659,299
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jz7soh/i_wanna_be_somebodys_first_choice/
|
1jz7soh
|
sixwordstories
|
Maryandthejane1
|
top_all
|
I invented a new word, plagiarism. original: http://www.reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/43jk9a/_/
| 389
| 0.93
| 14
| 1,454,265,356
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/43k89b/i_invented_a_new_word_plagiarism/
|
43k89b
|
sixwordstories
|
BigMac-Attack
|
top_all
|
I found peace in being single.
| 389
| 0.99
| 84
| 1,754,169,501
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1mg1ktf/i_found_peace_in_being_single/
|
1mg1ktf
|
sixwordstories
|
Lower_Teaching_96
|
top_all
|
She paid for college in ones.
| 386
| 0.97
| 9
| 1,371,256,250
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1gdgp5/she_paid_for_college_in_ones/
|
1gdgp5
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
An only son, a folded flag.
| 386
| 0.96
| 18
| 1,359,398,120
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/17fwq6/an_only_son_a_folded_flag/
|
17fwq6
|
sixwordstories
|
SkussKing
|
top_all
|
Strangers. Friends. More than friends. Strangers.
| 385
| 0.96
| 15
| 1,355,081,748
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/14k5u5/strangers_friends_more_than_friends_strangers/
|
14k5u5
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
TGIF. BYOB. YOLO. DUI. SUV. DOA.
| 383
| 0.82
| 37
| 1,356,040,598
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/156ur1/tgif_byob_yolo_dui_suv_doa/
|
156ur1
|
sixwordstories
|
CraboTheBusmaster
|
top_all
|
"Wait, you have AIDS?" asked Dracula.
| 382
| 0.94
| 27
| 1,358,361,477
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/16p4xc/wait_you_have_aids_asked_dracula/
|
16p4xc
|
sixwordstories
|
IAMAHungryHippoAMA
|
top_all
|
You will never regret being kind.
| 380
| 0.98
| 94
| 1,749,122,250
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1l3wlo8/you_will_never_regret_being_kind/
|
1l3wlo8
|
sixwordstories
|
Swing_for_the_stars
|
top_all
|
You don’t abandon someone you love
| 376
| 0.99
| 174
| 1,739,142,987
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ils62n/you_dont_abandon_someone_you_love/
|
1ils62n
|
sixwordstories
|
klutz0529
|
top_all
|
Real men only need one woman.
| 376
| 0.93
| 119
| 1,738,786,381
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1iijkl7/real_men_only_need_one_woman/
|
1iijkl7
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I'm always taking my "before" picture.
| 374
| 0.98
| 14
| 1,348,693,749
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/10izp7/im_always_taking_my_before_picture/
|
10izp7
|
sixwordstories
|
autopoetic
|
top_all
|
No lie, I miss passionate kissing
| 374
| 0.99
| 74
| 1,746,480,166
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kfndua/no_lie_i_miss_passionate_kissing/
|
1kfndua
|
sixwordstories
|
thebestinvests
|
top_all
|
Don’t ever beg for someone’s love.
| 373
| 0.99
| 47
| 1,743,347,710
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jnelo9/dont_ever_beg_for_someones_love/
|
1jnelo9
|
sixwordstories
|
ImYourBiggestRegret
|
top_all
|
Our dinner date ended with breakfast.
| 372
| 0.98
| 8
| 1,361,669,204
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/193y7e/our_dinner_date_ended_with_breakfast/
|
193y7e
|
sixwordstories
|
ratevs
|
top_all
|
"I don't know CPR," I lied.
| 370
| 0.98
| 4
| 1,457,225,409
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/49534n/i_dont_know_cpr_i_lied/
|
49534n
|
sixwordstories
|
TommehBoi
|
top_all
|
Your nonchalant man is chalanting elsewhere
| 370
| 0.99
| 45
| 1,744,265,547
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jvr3ms/your_nonchalant_man_is_chalanting_elsewhere/
|
1jvr3ms
|
sixwordstories
|
No-Interest-490
|
top_all
|
"So you and I are...?" "Pronouns?" A translated and adapted version of [this tweet here](https://twitter.com/Lalusa/status/451756700069277696).
| 366
| 0.96
| 15
| 1,396,543,386
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2245cj/so_you_and_i_are_pronouns/
|
2245cj
|
sixwordstories
|
csolisr
|
top_all
|
For sale: This story format. Overused.
| 364
| 0.86
| 16
| 1,380,888,062
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1npvjl/for_sale_this_story_format_overused/
|
1npvjl
|
sixwordstories
|
absurdistance
|
top_all
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The last humans rattled their cages.
| 363
| 0.97
| 21
| 1,369,580,558
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1f3011/the_last_humans_rattled_their_cages/
|
1f3011
|
sixwordstories
|
ErasedCitizen
|
top_all
|
"Ghosts can masturbate???" 300 wasted years.
| 362
| 0.94
| 19
| 1,441,890,505
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3ke8d3/ghosts_can_masturbate_300_wasted_years/
|
3ke8d3
|
sixwordstories
|
neshalchanderman
|
top_all
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"We're the only humans left, m'lady" Do contractions count as one word?
| 362
| 0.95
| 18
| 1,436,453,060
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3coj9d/were_the_only_humans_left_mlady/
|
3coj9d
|
sixwordstories
|
SkylaF
|
top_all
|
One bullet was cheaper than therapy.
| 359
| 0.95
| 18
| 1,375,904,338
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jwkkp/one_bullet_was_cheaper_than_therapy/
|
1jwkkp
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
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They wouldn't let me read "1984".
| 359
| 0.94
| 12
| 1,371,309,504
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1gehrp/they_wouldnt_let_me_read_1984/
|
1gehrp
|
sixwordstories
|
CeriLKilla
|
top_all
|
An archaeologist's career ended in ruins.
| 357
| 0.97
| 13
| 1,408,022,267
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2djans/an_archaeologists_career_ended_in_ruins/
|
2djans
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
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"Tallest man" dethroned, three dwarves arrested.
| 357
| 0.97
| 8
| 1,361,212,488
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/18rif5/tallest_man_dethroned_three_dwarves_arrested/
|
18rif5
|
sixwordstories
|
yudkev
|
top_all
|
Necromancer, single, looking to raise family.
| 354
| 0.99
| 8
| 1,499,619,231
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/6m8ho7/necromancer_single_looking_to_raise_family/
|
6m8ho7
|
sixwordstories
|
CanJesusSwimOnLand
|
top_all
|
"Get well soon." Sent, never read.
| 353
| 1
| 5
| 1,586,533,342
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/fyi6i9/get_well_soon_sent_never_read/
|
fyi6i9
|
sixwordstories
|
UneducatedPerson
|
top_all
|
"Fancy a shag?" Rug salesman fired. Never done one of these before but I like the exercise. =)
| 353
| 0.98
| 7
| 1,420,777,508
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2rtodr/fancy_a_shag_rug_salesman_fired/
|
2rtodr
|
sixwordstories
|
alyraptor
|
top_all
|
Psychic's stolen purse only contains
mousetrap.
| 352
| 0.96
| 19
| 1,350,485,625
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/11mr74/psychics_stolen_purse_only_contains_mousetrap/
|
11mr74
|
sixwordstories
|
conniption_fit
|
top_all
|
The last human burned the slowest.
| 352
| 0.94
| 20
| 1,347,224,264
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/zm9o4/the_last_human_burned_the_slowest/
|
zm9o4
|
sixwordstories
|
AlienWarlock
|
top_all
|
One bed. Two lovers. Three shots.
| 352
| 0.95
| 19
| 1,375,232,579
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1je1ae/one_bed_two_lovers_three_shots/
|
1je1ae
|
sixwordstories
|
Wissam24
|
top_all
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Fuck being nonchalant, be completely obsessed.
| 351
| 0.98
| 61
| 1,752,646,262
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m152tm/fuck_being_nonchalant_be_completely_obsessed/
|
1m152tm
|
sixwordstories
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CuteButKinked
|
top_all
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Lillies please, they were her favorite.
| 351
| 1
| 4
| 1,588,305,136
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/gbb0zf/lillies_please_they_were_her_favorite/
|
gbb0zf
|
sixwordstories
|
jackD00P
|
top_all
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"Who're-" "You." "Why-" "Replacement." "How-" *gunshot*
| 349
| 0.97
| 12
| 1,606,451,928
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/k1ugdr/whore_you_why_replacement_how_gunshot/
|
k1ugdr
|
sixwordstories
|
TheJagFruit
|
top_all
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I had amnesia once. Maybe twice.
| 349
| 0.98
| 3
| 1,366,406,970
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1cp97c/i_had_amnesia_once_maybe_twice/
|
1cp97c
|
sixwordstories
|
MrPrestige
|
top_all
|
The riot gear hid his tears.
| 349
| 0.96
| 8
| 1,361,445,083
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/18y5xi/the_riot_gear_hid_his_tears/
|
18y5xi
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
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I am Tupac Amaru Shakur, AMA.
| 349
| 0.95
| 17
| 1,440,388,906
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3i5tdo/i_am_tupac_amaru_shakur_ama/
|
3i5tdo
|
sixwordstories
|
tomtris
|
top_all
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Given enough time, "your" becomes "you're"
| 349
| 0.95
| 12
| 1,364,152,391
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1axdkp/given_enough_time_your_becomes_youre/
|
1axdkp
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
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Don’t take advantage of women’s softness.
| 348
| 0.87
| 108
| 1,751,496,503
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1lq9rpz/dont_take_advantage_of_womens_softness/
|
1lq9rpz
|
sixwordstories
|
-loading-error
|
top_all
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You should be someone’s first choice.
| 348
| 0.99
| 52
| 1,749,164,830
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1l4dfn0/you_should_be_someones_first_choice/
|
1l4dfn0
|
sixwordstories
|
NoComfortable6176
|
top_all
|
Please, stop screaming! You are dead!
| 344
| 0.99
| 16
| 1,595,330,086
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hv5jva/please_stop_screaming_you_are_dead/
|
hv5jva
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
PSA: Your vague sentences aren't "deep."
| 343
| 0.94
| 47
| 1,476,463,798
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/57hcou/psa_your_vague_sentences_arent_deep/
|
57hcou
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
Jumped. Then I changed my mind.
| 341
| 0.96
| 18
| 1,366,830,655
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1d115p/jumped_then_i_changed_my_mind/
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1d115p
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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While you're healing he is balding
| 339
| 0.99
| 55
| 1,744,299,068
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jw0r5r/while_youre_healing_he_is_balding/
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1jw0r5r
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sixwordstories
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No-Interest-490
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top_all
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The other timeline was even worse.
| 338
| 0.99
| 15
| 1,596,362,810
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/i29qxh/the_other_timeline_was_even_worse/
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i29qxh
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sixwordstories
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schr0d1ngers-cat
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top_all
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I had my last cigarette again
| 337
| 0.98
| 7
| 1,381,790,829
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ogka6/i_had_my_last_cigarette_again/
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1ogka6
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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For sale. BMW. Blinkers never used.
| 335
| 0.91
| 7
| 1,460,240,002
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4e3alm/for_sale_bmw_blinkers_never_used/
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4e3alm
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sixwordstories
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pimtheman
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top_all
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"History will remember me" ~ Author Unknown
| 334
| 0.97
| 10
| 1,412,876,855
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2is0ce/history_will_remember_me_author_unknown/
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2is0ce
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sixwordstories
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Spoke2k
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top_all
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Never regret the love you gave
| 333
| 0.99
| 57
| 1,743,860,235
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1js3mvb/never_regret_the_love_you_gave/
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1js3mvb
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sixwordstories
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ilikelookingathouses
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top_all
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Fr sal: Typwritr. In mint cnditin.
| 333
| 0.97
| 5
| 1,462,226,425
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4hk23p/fr_sal_typwritr_in_mint_cnditin/
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4hk23p
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sixwordstories
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TommehBoi
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top_all
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YOU NEED TO FUCKING MOVE ON
| 332
| 0.97
| 120
| 1,752,934,292
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m3x71l/you_need_to_fucking_move_on/
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1m3x71l
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sixwordstories
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DismalWin3484
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top_all
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Morale is high. Morals are low.
| 332
| 0.99
| 7
| 1,438,786,494
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3fvr7k/morale_is_high_morals_are_low/
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3fvr7k
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sixwordstories
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moegamisama
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top_all
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"Siri, delete 'Mom' from my contacts."
| 331
| 0.94
| 12
| 1,337,221,989
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/tr161/siri_delete_mom_from_my_contacts/
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tr161
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sixwordstories
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ConnorMacky
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top_all
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
| 331
| 0.98
| 7
| 1,605,450,579
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/jumoue/suicidal_twin_kills_sister_by_mistake/
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jumoue
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sixwordstories
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1r0n1c
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top_all
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25 to life for Klondike Bar.
| 330
| 0.96
| 14
| 1,369,327,633
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ewun9/25_to_life_for_klondike_bar/
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1ewun9
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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"Ever seen chalk outlines that small?"
| 329
| 0.97
| 17
| 1,388,335,782
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ty5hc/ever_seen_chalk_outlines_that_small/
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1ty5hc
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sixwordstories
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SfYEaBitWoYH
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top_all
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Fucked sarcastic girl. She loved it.
| 328
| 0.93
| 6
| 1,457,962,226
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4ad31g/fucked_sarcastic_girl_she_loved_it/
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4ad31g
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sixwordstories
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TommehBoi
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top_all
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"A-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s-m." "P-n-e-u-m-o-n-o-u-l-t-r-a-m-i-c-r-o-s-c-o-p-i-c-s-i-l-i-c-o-v-o-l-c-a-n-o-c-o-n-i-o-s-i-s." "L-l-a-n-f-a-i-r-p-w-l-l-g-w-y-n-g-y-l-l-g-o-g-e-r-y-c-h-w-y-r-n-d-r-o-b-w-l-l-l-l-a-n-t-y-s-i-l-i-o-g-o-g-o-g-o-c-h!" "Okay! You Win."
| 326
| 0.94
| 9
| 1,584,030,658
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/fhj2jr/antidisestablishmentarianism/
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fhj2jr
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sixwordstories
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itsthevoiceman
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top_all
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"Rest in peace, my darling." ✓ Seen
| 325
| 0.92
| 21
| 1,408,292,242
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2dt36l/rest_in_peace_my_darling_seen/
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2dt36l
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sixwordstories
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neurohero
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top_all
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World's oldest man dead at 54.
| 324
| 0.96
| 16
| 1,420,143,155
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2r14sp/worlds_oldest_man_dead_at_54/
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2r14sp
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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Woo! Bought some cheap baby shoes!
| 324
| 0.89
| 12
| 1,380,117,869
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1n3qik/woo_bought_some_cheap_baby_shoes/
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1n3qik
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sixwordstories
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Bugloaf
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top_all
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"Unusual name," Said Imamu to Bob.
| 324
| 0.93
| 21
| 1,367,332,977
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1dev9l/unusual_name_said_imamu_to_bob/
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1dev9l
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sixwordstories
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DerFisher
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top_all
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"Watch me, I'm-" "Stupid," replied Death.
| 323
| 0.95
| 4
| 1,431,610,328
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/35xzrw/watch_me_im_stupid_replied_death/
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35xzrw
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sixwordstories
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neshalchanderman
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top_all
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Everybody liked him, nobody loved him
| 322
| 0.95
| 24
| 1,381,048,217
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1nu03o/everybody_liked_him_nobody_loved_him/
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1nu03o
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sixwordstories
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sunny131
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top_all
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he hit send, then a tree. .
| 321
| 0.95
| 7
| 1,373,018,361
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1homt2/he_hit_send_then_a_tree/
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1homt2
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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6" later, I discover I'm straight. [For those who are arguing that this is seven words, word count is on my side.](http://i.imgur.com/sbuk9hD.png?1?9180)
| 319
| 0.93
| 37
| 1,366,516,479
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1cs6o4/6_later_i_discover_im_straight/
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1cs6o4
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sixwordstories
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virtigo21125
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top_all
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No woman desires a man who is inconsistent.
| 318
| 0.8
| 77
| 1,756,023,636
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1myq1w6/no_woman_desires_a_man_who_is_inconsistent/
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1myq1w6
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sixwordstories
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animeaccc
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top_all
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Violin for sale, no strings attached It looks like a lot of people don't really like my post on the account that it isn't really a "story" because of the lack of plot, however, I disagree with that statement on the grounds that a six word story is much more then what the author has written. In-fact, I would argue that the whole purpose of writing a six word story is to convey more meaning than what is written, which in turn creates a story. This post is obviously humorous, but at the same time I think that it has a great deal of meaning in it. The words "violin for sale" allows for any number of imagined scenarios to take place and by adding "no strings attached" leaves a lot of room to imagine a series of events to take place in the readers mind. Lets say that my story was "Car for sale, no strings attached." I would have lost the pun, but what a great story I would have written! My readers imagination would fly to a shady used car salesman who attempts to cheat customers by reassuring them that they are getting a great deal with no strings attached. How marvelous language becomes when you realize that a person can say all that in only six words! I believe that my pun is justified because I give the reader a chance to see the humor in my work, but to also search for a deeper meaning and perhaps even find it, all in six words might I add.
| 318
| 0.93
| 15
| 1,386,741,054
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1sm5xs/violin_for_sale_no_strings_attached/
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1sm5xs
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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His last breath was a Marlboro.
| 318
| 0.95
| 11
| 1,369,780,655
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1f89sw/his_last_breath_was_a_marlboro/
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1f89sw
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sixwordstories
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chance__
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top_all
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Baby's first words: "I remember everything."
| 317
| 0.99
| 4
| 1,595,784,248
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hyasn1/babys_first_words_i_remember_everything/
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hyasn1
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sixwordstories
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mistaque
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top_all
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The Pearly Gates were rusted shut.
| 317
| 0.99
| 13
| 1,455,114,232
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/452x3v/the_pearly_gates_were_rusted_shut/
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452x3v
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sixwordstories
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MrCarcosa
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top_all
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You deserve someone sure about you.
| 316
| 0.99
| 39
| 1,735,060,189
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1hlhup9/you_deserve_someone_sure_about_you/
|
1hlhup9
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sixwordstories
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No-Cartoonist8495
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top_all
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"I'm sorry, Charlie", said Muhammad quietly. EDIT: Wow, thanks everyone.
For those who are missing the context, this is about the killings yesterday in a French Magazine. 12 people were killed by terrorists with AK-47s for a cartoon they drew 3 years ago. I'm a religious person, and this kind of thing really makes me sad.
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-europe-30710777
| 315
| 0.88
| 29
| 1,420,647,682
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2rn1c6/im_sorry_charlie_said_muhammad_quietly/
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2rn1c6
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sixwordstories
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Endemiclegacy
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top_all
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The worst lie: "I love you."
| 315
| 0.99
| 65
| 1,746,284,934
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kdv54a/the_worst_lie_i_love_you/
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1kdv54a
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sixwordstories
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TheOnlyMidnightWaltz
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top_all
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Blues singer haunted by happy past.
| 314
| 0.99
| 8
| 1,365,259,236
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1bspfr/blues_singer_haunted_by_happy_past/
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1bspfr
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sixwordstories
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japrufrocknroll
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top_all
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You can't die, you have bills.
| 313
| 0.99
| 16
| 1,592,837,066
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hdtlzg/you_cant_die_you_have_bills/
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hdtlzg
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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