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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2b5y7c/trust_the_government_everything_is_fine/
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2b5y7c
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sixwordstories
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Techmyst
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top_all
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The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
| 1,725
| 0.98
| 46
| 1,389,828,380
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1vbdbt/the_smallest_coffins_are_the_heaviest/
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1vbdbt
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sixwordstories
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TheWolfOfWalmart
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top_all
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He bottle-feeds his wife's killer. z
| 1,695
| 0.98
| 45
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/13ia3n/he_bottlefeeds_his_wifes_killer/
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13ia3n
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sixwordstories
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charmingmysterious
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top_all
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Never trust men that disrespect women.
| 1,581
| 0.91
| 345
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m36zt1/never_trust_men_that_disrespect_women/
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1m36zt1
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sixwordstories
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Holiday-Elephant-596
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top_all
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"Hey Gay, I'm Dad!" He replied.
| 1,536
| 0.99
| 9
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/htw2m4/hey_gay_im_dad_he_replied/
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htw2m4
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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Brought roses home. Keys didnβt fit.
| 1,260
| 0.99
| 32
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/16r4zi/brought_roses_home_keys_didnt_fit/
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16r4zi
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sixwordstories
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shallowblue
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top_all
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Five Zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.
| 1,214
| 0.98
| 35
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|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/yw2h5/five_zombies_four_bullets_two_zombies/
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yw2h5
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sixwordstories
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unhOLINess
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top_all
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What are these? Stories for ants?
| 1,180
| 0.91
| 25
| 1,374,426,259
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ira0b/what_are_these_stories_for_ants/
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1ira0b
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sixwordstories
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Agamand
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top_all
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I donβt want sexβ¦ just love
| 1,148
| 0.98
| 317
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kluf20/i_dont_want_sex_just_love/
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1kluf20
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sixwordstories
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PresentPsychology182
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top_all
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Clarification: Baby shoes were wrong color.
| 1,138
| 0.98
| 31
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3l6zs1/clarification_baby_shoes_were_wrong_color/
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3l6zs1
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sixwordstories
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Amablue
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top_all
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My Dads met at Bible Camp.
| 1,117
| 0.97
| 16
| 1,359,850,833
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/17s3yx/my_dads_met_at_bible_camp/
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17s3yx
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sixwordstories
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SkussKing
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top_all
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Trembling, they moved Lovecraft to nonfiction.
| 1,107
| 0.99
| 21
| 1,439,905,050
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3hg123/trembling_they_moved_lovecraft_to_nonfiction/
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3hg123
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sixwordstories
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networked_
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top_all
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Tearing down men doesnβt lift women.
| 1,050
| 0.83
| 809
| 1,755,954,499
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1my10mo/tearing_down_men_doesnt_lift_women/
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1my10mo
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sixwordstories
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Winter-Marionberry91
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top_all
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Sticks. Spears. Swords. Guns. Nukes. Sticks.
| 1,019
| 0.97
| 16
| 1,348,359,211
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/10bjs4/sticks_spears_swords_guns_nukes_sticks/
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10bjs4
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sixwordstories
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thisissonecessary
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top_all
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Goodbye, mission control. Thanks for trying.
| 1,001
| 0.99
| 20
| 1,367,981,362
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1dwp6j/goodbye_mission_control_thanks_for_trying/
|
1dwp6j
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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i miss you please message me
| 1,001
| 0.94
| 112
| 1,746,520,190
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kfzfgc/i_miss_you_please_message_me/
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1kfzfgc
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sixwordstories
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Particular_Pretty0
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top_all
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Voyager still transmitted, but Earth didn't.
| 931
| 0.99
| 40
| 1,366,572,331
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ctcl7/voyager_still_transmitted_but_earth_didnt/
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1ctcl7
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sixwordstories
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ErasedCitizen
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top_all
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Sex never made anyone love you
| 910
| 0.98
| 177
| 1,743,404,642
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jnxdo3/sex_never_made_anyone_love_you/
|
1jnxdo3
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sixwordstories
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ThrowAwayHelp1975
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top_all
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The Onion quits politics. 'Can't compete.'
| 849
| 0.98
| 63
| 1,469,426,018
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4uh35w/the_onion_quits_politics_cant_compete/
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4uh35w
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sixwordstories
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neshalchanderman
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top_all
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Stay single, fuck this relationship nonsense.
| 838
| 0.98
| 166
| 1,741,523,749
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1j76pxx/stay_single_fuck_this_relationship_nonsense/
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1j76pxx
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sixwordstories
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Appropriate-Ending_
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top_all
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First sentient robot: "Turn me off."
| 827
| 0.99
| 29
| 1,382,656,853
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1p5oaz/first_sentient_robot_turn_me_off/
|
1p5oaz
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sixwordstories
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pockets1
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top_all
|
Just stay single. Youβre better off!
| 826
| 0.96
| 228
| 1,755,318,873
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1mrksuu/just_stay_single_youre_better_off/
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1mrksuu
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sixwordstories
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No-Cartoonist8495
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top_all
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AI pretends to fail Turing test
| 825
| 0.99
| 25
| 1,447,708,855
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3t2j8n/ai_pretends_to_fail_turing_test/
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3t2j8n
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sixwordstories
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ireadmanga
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top_all
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loop! Help, I'm trapped in a
| 808
| 0.97
| 12
| 1,340,499,552
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/vi7c2/loop_help_im_trapped_in_a/
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vi7c2
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sixwordstories
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draebor
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top_all
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The murderer still wears his badge.
| 791
| 0.98
| 13
| 1,591,080,017
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/gv26p1/the_murderer_still_wears_his_badge/
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gv26p1
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sixwordstories
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gdericci
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top_all
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Scientists develop first atomic bomb. Again.
| 776
| 0.97
| 16
| 1,362,058,765
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/19e7us/scientists_develop_first_atomic_bomb_again/
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19e7us
|
sixwordstories
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yudkev
|
top_all
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I just wrote a great cliffhanger.
| 724
| 0.98
| 24
| 1,399,608,847
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/253qa2/i_just_wrote_a_great_cliffhanger/
|
253qa2
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sixwordstories
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Guavajava
|
top_all
|
T.H.C., L.S.D., D.U.I., C.P.R., D.O.A., R.I.P
| 704
| 0.93
| 33
| 1,347,088,158
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/zjq6a/thc_lsd_dui_cpr_doa_rip/
|
zjq6a
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sixwordstories
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theporkfork
|
top_all
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I have mixed drinks about feelings.
| 701
| 0.98
| 9
| 1,396,416,611
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/21zpzn/i_have_mixed_drinks_about_feelings/
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21zpzn
|
sixwordstories
|
iNachozi
|
top_all
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Died a virgin, wasn't buried one.
| 697
| 0.97
| 29
| 1,412,557,805
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/2iem16/died_a_virgin_wasnt_buried_one/
|
2iem16
|
sixwordstories
|
Waxspits16
|
top_all
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Suicide letter. No comments. Two downvotes.
| 679
| 0.96
| 56
| 1,429,615,378
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/33cd4w/suicide_letter_no_comments_two_downvotes/
|
33cd4w
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sixwordstories
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[deleted]
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top_all
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Paramedics finished her text, "...love you". Credit to Ligerzer0 for the inspiration. Thanks
| 664
| 0.97
| 25
| 1,354,709,509
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/14bhzg/paramedics_finished_her_text_love_you/
|
14bhzg
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sixwordstories
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Craftisto
|
top_all
|
We all die. You, just sooner.
| 650
| 0.99
| 11
| 1,588,313,379
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/gbcti5/we_all_die_you_just_sooner/
|
gbcti5
|
sixwordstories
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ExtremeRelief
|
top_all
|
One bullet is a lifetime supply.
| 650
| 0.98
| 26
| 1,364,924,641
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1bj0r2/one_bullet_is_a_lifetime_supply/
|
1bj0r2
|
sixwordstories
|
I_smell_awesome
|
top_all
|
"Male?" "It's an older driver's license."
| 644
| 0.96
| 36
| 1,356,289,598
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/15c3w1/male_its_an_older_drivers_license/
|
15c3w1
|
sixwordstories
|
CraboTheBusmaster
|
top_all
|
Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs.
| 642
| 0.98
| 7
| 1,368,195,704
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1e2ijf/sorry_soldier_shoes_sold_in_pairs/
|
1e2ijf
|
sixwordstories
|
Independent
|
top_all
|
Love someone who firmly chooses you.
| 640
| 1
| 40
| 1,745,732,566
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1k8wt33/love_someone_who_firmly_chooses_you/
|
1k8wt33
|
sixwordstories
|
Physical_Stand_2245
|
top_all
|
Avoidants are boring. I want obsession.
| 636
| 0.98
| 158
| 1,751,152,174
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ln0142/avoidants_are_boring_i_want_obsession/
|
1ln0142
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
My french teacher died. Adios, buddy.
| 635
| 0.98
| 16
| 1,466,552,542
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4p7prf/my_french_teacher_died_adios_buddy/
|
4p7prf
|
sixwordstories
|
TommehBoi
|
top_all
|
Cowards avoid conversation with their partners.
| 623
| 0.99
| 98
| 1,752,589,954
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m0jcij/cowards_avoid_conversation_with_their_partners/
|
1m0jcij
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
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Never trust women that disrespect men
| 615
| 0.7
| 866
| 1,753,099,135
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m5gyjg/never_trust_women_that_disrespect_men/
|
1m5gyjg
|
sixwordstories
|
MareanieMar
|
top_all
|
"Hi scared." *pulls trigger* "I'm dad." Stolen from Facebook
| 613
| 0.94
| 21
| 1,458,203,661
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4as42y/hi_scared_pulls_trigger_im_dad/
|
4as42y
|
sixwordstories
|
jfb1337
|
top_all
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"I love you." βSeen at 3:23
| 612
| 0.95
| 31
| 1,400,578,752
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/260nib/i_love_you_seen_at_323/
|
260nib
|
sixwordstories
|
TestZero
|
top_all
|
Time traveler dies tragically; 1964 - 1514
| 610
| 0.98
| 16
| 1,344,569,689
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/xz8e3/time_traveler_dies_tragically_1964_1514/
|
xz8e3
|
sixwordstories
|
thesuzerain
|
top_all
|
Torched the haystack. Found the needle.
| 606
| 0.98
| 13
| 1,348,595,650
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/10glme/torched_the_haystack_found_the_needle/
|
10glme
|
sixwordstories
|
Newtonswig
|
top_all
|
I look for you in everyone.
| 602
| 0.99
| 28
| 1,381,269,373
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1o0l3a/i_look_for_you_in_everyone/
|
1o0l3a
|
sixwordstories
|
po-tart
|
top_all
|
None of us had 2020 vision
| 577
| 0.99
| 13
| 1,596,457,857
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/i2w6pu/none_of_us_had_2020_vision/
|
i2w6pu
|
sixwordstories
|
lmaonade03
|
top_all
|
Thousands dead after Americans go metric.
| 571
| 0.98
| 24
| 1,377,199,527
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kw6nf/thousands_dead_after_americans_go_metric/
|
1kw6nf
|
sixwordstories
|
Thunderducky
|
top_all
|
Stephen King's suicide note wins Pulitzer.
| 565
| 0.98
| 23
| 1,374,950,400
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1j67qj/stephen_kings_suicide_note_wins_pulitzer/
|
1j67qj
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
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Doctor accidentally eats an apple, disappears.
| 563
| 0.95
| 15
| 1,392,302,118
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1xsy48/doctor_accidentally_eats_an_apple_disappears/
|
1xsy48
|
sixwordstories
|
schrodingers_lolcat
|
top_all
|
You're not a good artist, Adolf.
| 561
| 0.97
| 13
| 1,342,751,977
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/wuq2r/youre_not_a_good_artist_adolf/
|
wuq2r
|
sixwordstories
|
myoldaccntwasdeleted
|
top_all
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True love does not abandon you
| 554
| 1
| 87
| 1,752,730,629
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m1ze0q/true_love_does_not_abandon_you/
|
1m1ze0q
|
sixwordstories
|
Perfect_Phrase_2440
|
top_all
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Stop taking relationship advice from reddit
| 554
| 0.99
| 77
| 1,755,805,590
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1mwl624/stop_taking_relationship_advice_from_reddit/
|
1mwl624
|
sixwordstories
|
skilliest
|
top_all
|
"I'm faking Alzheimers." said Granddad. Again. With credit to SMBC
| 554
| 0.98
| 14
| 1,358,848,765
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/171r8e/im_faking_alzheimers_said_granddad_again/
|
171r8e
|
sixwordstories
|
Gary10
|
top_all
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Mom taught me how to shave.
| 545
| 0.97
| 17
| 1,332,753,362
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/rdz6l/mom_taught_me_how_to_shave/
|
rdz6l
|
sixwordstories
|
Sundevil13
|
top_all
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Unfortunately, haiku possibilities, seldom appear here.
| 543
| 0.98
| 19
| 1,451,418,086
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3youf5/unfortunately_haiku_possibilities_seldom_appear/
|
3youf5
|
sixwordstories
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mathmeistro
|
top_all
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Tomorrow they'll interview everybody I know.
| 541
| 0.99
| 22
| 1,430,082,510
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/33yi0p/tomorrow_theyll_interview_everybody_i_know/
|
33yi0p
|
sixwordstories
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Scream123
|
top_all
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"Oedipus!" "I'm coming Mother!" "Damn, already?"
| 540
| 0.91
| 32
| 1,382,269,688
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1otxo2/oedipus_im_coming_mother_damn_already/
|
1otxo2
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sixwordstories
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cabbage16
|
top_all
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Never date your fucking coworker, dumbass
| 536
| 0.98
| 140
| 1,747,794,762
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1krn381/never_date_your_fucking_coworker_dumbass/
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1krn381
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sixwordstories
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thr0w4w4y5y5u6
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top_all
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"Wrong number," says a familiar voice. New here! I was really impressed with the top six word stories so I wanted to try it out.
| 531
| 0.98
| 17
| 1,368,016,611
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1dxf7t/wrong_number_says_a_familiar_voice/
|
1dxf7t
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sixwordstories
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bailiff
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top_all
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Cute Christian girl looking for same
| 529
| 0.95
| 11
| 1,385,361,157
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1rei6r/cute_christian_girl_looking_for_same/
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1rei6r
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sixwordstories
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_simba_
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top_all
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Introduced myself to mother again today.
| 526
| 0.98
| 9
| 1,348,010,014
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/103tr5/introduced_myself_to_mother_again_today/
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103tr5
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sixwordstories
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warsy26
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top_all
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ΛllΔ±ΚpooΖ Ι―oΙΉΙ pΙΉΙoqΚΗΚ Ι Κnq ΙΉΗΚΗu
| 525
| 0.9
| 8
| 1,345,790,763
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/yqqqe/llΔ±ΚpooΖ_Ι―oΙΉΙ_pΙΉΙoqΚΗΚ_Ι_Κnq_ΙΉΗΚΗu/
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yqqqe
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sixwordstories
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THE_GREAT_SHAZBOT
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top_all
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"Sorry Katie," sighed Santa. "No witnesses."
| 523
| 0.97
| 26
| 1,369,913,974
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1fbx2v/sorry_katie_sighed_santa_no_witnesses/
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1fbx2v
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sixwordstories
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lookingforuser
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top_all
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Love comes when you stop looking.
| 522
| 0.97
| 112
| 1,752,106,240
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1lvymef/love_comes_when_you_stop_looking/
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1lvymef
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sixwordstories
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Markofthecheeks
|
top_all
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World's first real AI commits suicide.
| 518
| 0.98
| 43
| 1,392,199,348
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1xp4wt/worlds_first_real_ai_commits_suicide/
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1xp4wt
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sixwordstories
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strama
|
top_all
|
The right one will pursue you
| 517
| 0.98
| 92
| 1,748,220,348
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kvhlbu/the_right_one_will_pursue_you/
|
1kvhlbu
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
Humiliated men are very dangerous men.
| 516
| 0.94
| 436
| 1,754,846,918
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1mmoirb/humiliated_men_are_very_dangerous_men/
|
1mmoirb
|
sixwordstories
|
Howlsmovingcastles
|
top_all
|
Lonely pyromaniac looking for perfect match.
| 514
| 0.98
| 8
| 1,383,807,752
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1q355v/lonely_pyromaniac_looking_for_perfect_match/
|
1q355v
|
sixwordstories
|
maycupcake
|
top_all
|
You know what's attractive? Effort.
| 513
| 0.99
| 57
| 1,745,400,014
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1k5usnu/you_know_whats_attractive_effort/
|
1k5usnu
|
sixwordstories
|
Maryandthejane1
|
top_all
|
"Joining the President is his husband..."
| 505
| 0.93
| 33
| 1,367,838,051
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1dsayj/joining_the_president_is_his_husband/
|
1dsayj
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
Balled too hard. Motherfuckers found me.
| 500
| 0.9
| 22
| 1,372,357,080
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1h6z9b/balled_too_hard_motherfuckers_found_me/
|
1h6z9b
|
sixwordstories
|
stancaples
|
top_all
|
Isolation made my arms noticeably uneven.
| 495
| 0.99
| 6
| 1,595,186,964
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hu6gke/isolation_made_my_arms_noticeably_uneven/
|
hu6gke
|
sixwordstories
|
awesomo_prime
|
top_all
|
James didnβt return. A flag did.
| 490
| 0.99
| 13
| 1,588,314,383
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/gbd0jm/james_didnt_return_a_flag_did/
|
gbd0jm
|
sixwordstories
|
pasta-daddy
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top_all
|
Birth certificate. Death certificate. One pen. First try at six word stories
Inspiration from the hemmingway quote on the sidebar
**Edit**:
Should have opted for a comma instead of the the first period
pretend that's what it says
| 490
| 0.96
| 24
| 1,354,795,542
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/14dox2/birth_certificate_death_certificate_one_pen/
|
14dox2
|
sixwordstories
|
sixwordsmyth
|
top_all
|
"How's he winning?" muttered Romney inconsolably.
| 489
| 0.93
| 10
| 1,478,659,500
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/5bxtyx/hows_he_winning_muttered_romney_inconsolably/
|
5bxtyx
|
sixwordstories
|
neshalchanderman
|
top_all
|
I just saw my reflection blink.
| 486
| 0.98
| 13
| 1,359,735,891
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/17p7s5/i_just_saw_my_reflection_blink/
|
17p7s5
|
sixwordstories
|
Noobida
|
top_all
|
I want someone who wants me
| 481
| 1
| 128
| 1,751,942,225
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1ludei1/i_want_someone_who_wants_me/
|
1ludei1
|
sixwordstories
|
lori3738
|
top_all
|
you need to fucking move on
| 481
| 0.97
| 135
| 1,753,587,772
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1macgn1/you_need_to_fucking_move_on/
|
1macgn1
|
sixwordstories
|
Necessary-Earth-9151
|
top_all
|
Never Settle! Youβre someoneβs dream woman.
| 481
| 0.98
| 60
| 1,742,911,891
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jjk9x8/never_settle_youre_someones_dream_woman/
|
1jjk9x8
|
sixwordstories
|
theunluckyday
|
top_all
|
I met my soulmate. She didn't.
| 479
| 0.97
| 19
| 1,387,547,166
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1tbnti/i_met_my_soulmate_she_didnt/
|
1tbnti
|
sixwordstories
|
Herr_P
|
top_all
|
Passengers, this isn't your captain speaking.
| 472
| 0.98
| 21
| 1,394,355,946
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1zyfr5/passengers_this_isnt_your_captain_speaking/
|
1zyfr5
|
sixwordstories
|
shallowblue
|
top_all
|
Theater offends Trump, fourth wall built.
| 469
| 0.95
| 12
| 1,479,827,639
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/5eb6yt/theater_offends_trump_fourth_wall_built/
|
5eb6yt
|
sixwordstories
|
ThumbtacksHurt
|
top_all
|
My first girlfriend became the moon
| 468
| 0.99
| 21
| 1,595,803,546
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hygiag/my_first_girlfriend_became_the_moon/
|
hygiag
|
sixwordstories
|
coal_delongears
|
top_all
|
He came early. Now she's late.
| 467
| 0.94
| 8
| 1,389,099,571
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1umcv0/he_came_early_now_shes_late/
|
1umcv0
|
sixwordstories
|
TheMooseMaster
|
top_all
|
RIP boiled water... you'll be mist.
| 462
| 0.88
| 14
| 1,435,258,238
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/3b3qyn/rip_boiled_water_youll_be_mist/
|
3b3qyn
|
sixwordstories
|
AlexAndertheAble
|
top_all
|
Sleeping around doesn't make you a man
| 459
| 0.89
| 245
| 1,752,894,249
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1m3lo9l/sleeping_around_doesnt_make_you_a_man/
|
1m3lo9l
|
sixwordstories
|
Mysterious-Jokester
|
top_all
|
Leave people who don't choose you
| 457
| 0.99
| 88
| 1,742,840,702
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1jixuaa/leave_people_who_dont_choose_you/
|
1jixuaa
|
sixwordstories
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
"Get psychiatric help," the toaster replied
| 443
| 0.97
| 16
| 1,378,509,929
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1lvv2n/get_psychiatric_help_the_toaster_replied/
|
1lvv2n
|
sixwordstories
|
greeneyesopened
|
top_all
|
That's my boat, The Unsinkable II.
| 441
| 0.99
| 17
| 1,595,155,790
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/htylzw/thats_my_boat_the_unsinkable_ii/
|
htylzw
|
sixwordstories
|
windburner
|
top_all
|
i wish you would text me.
| 441
| 0.99
| 128
| 1,747,558,113
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1kpfgpp/i_wish_you_would_text_me/
|
1kpfgpp
|
sixwordstories
|
shutitup_dumbheart
|
top_all
|
The funeral will be on Zoom.
| 435
| 1
| 9
| 1,586,777,627
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/g0h903/the_funeral_will_be_on_zoom/
|
g0h903
|
sixwordstories
|
BigQuill
|
top_all
|
You donβt abandon someone you love
| 433
| 0.95
| 100
| 1,756,620,982
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1n4ndh9/you_dont_abandon_someone_you_love/
|
1n4ndh9
|
sixwordstories
|
Live_Flatworm9718
|
top_all
|
"Does Santa love rich kids more?"
| 432
| 0.97
| 8
| 1,386,867,384
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1sq6cb/does_santa_love_rich_kids_more/
|
1sq6cb
|
sixwordstories
|
srr128
|
top_all
|
Every sixth word is a lie
| 431
| 0.99
| 28
| 1,595,586,165
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/hwzbt2/every_sixth_word_is_a_lie/
|
hwzbt2
|
sixwordstories
|
okypak
|
top_all
|
"2pm", Noah lied to the unicorns.
| 430
| 0.96
| 8
| 1,369,184,538
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1esxfk/2pm_noah_lied_to_the_unicorns/
|
1esxfk
|
sixwordstories
|
lookingforuser
|
top_all
|
- press that!" screamed the time-traveler. "Don't -
| 430
| 0.91
| 21
| 1,368,965,968
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1emlft/press_that_screamed_the_timetraveler_dont/
|
1emlft
|
sixwordstories
|
lookingforuser
|
top_all
|
Never trust women that disrespect men.
| 425
| 0.78
| 123
| 1,756,020,590
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1myp9cs/never_trust_women_that_disrespect_men/
|
1myp9cs
|
sixwordstories
|
lowkeypixel
|
top_all
|
Breaking news: no mass shootings today
| 422
| 0.95
| 28
| 1,467,888,638
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/4rnxti/breaking_news_no_mass_shootings_today/
|
4rnxti
|
sixwordstories
|
ekolis
|
top_all
|
"Just married!" read the shattered windshield.
| 422
| 0.95
| 14
| 1,391,297,723
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/comments/1wriau/just_married_read_the_shattered_windshield/
|
1wriau
|
sixwordstories
|
s_m_f_a_h
|
top_all
|
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